Tuesday, May 7, 2013

JACK REACHER

                                 Jack Reacher  -  PG-13
                         DVD Release Date: May 7, 2013














Nudity/Sexuality –  10

-          A woman tries to pick up a man at a bar. The man says that he can’t afford her and implies that she is a hooker.
-          A man is shown not wearing a shirt and a woman is uncomfortable with it so she tells him to put on a shirt.
-          A woman is shown wearing a tight fitting tube top. A man looks at her and says that she looks great.


Violence/Disturbing Images   16

-          A man is on an upper level of a parking garage with a sniper rifle. We see his view through the guns scope as he is panning across a park and looking at people. He then starts shooting random people and we see them fall to the ground as they are being shot and killed.
-          A man is shown in a hospital bed in a coma. The man was a prisoner and he was beaten by other prisoners.
-          A sniper shoots and kills four men at random. It is said that the four men at just came from a rape rally in which they rapes 28 women from ages 54 to 11.
-          A man is looking through a book of evidence from a murder scene and a number of dead bodies are shown lying in pools of blood.
-          Five men take another man from a bar out into the street to beat him up. One man tries to attack him and he gets punched and knocked to the ground. Two more men attack him and they both get punched and beaten. The other two men run away.
-          A woman describes the lives of the murder victims from the first scene in the movie. The people are again shown being shot and killed.
-          An elderly man says that when he was younger, he was in a Siberian prison. He says he had to chew off his own fingers to prevent the gangrene from killing him. He then tells a man that he is going to kill him unless that man chews off his own fingers. The man starts biting at his own fingers but can not bite them off so he is shot and killed. The man who shot him then pulls out a hand saw to cut up the dead body but this is not shown.
-          A man hits another man on the head with a baseball bat and knocks him down. Two men then clumsily try to beat the man with a baseball bat and a crow bar but the one man hits the other in the face with the bat. The man on the ground then grabs the one man by the head and shoves his thumb deep into his eye socket. He tackles the two men to the ground and starts beating the one mans head against the other mans head until they are unconscious.
-          A man points a gun at another man. That man grabs the gun and bends the man’s finger backwards so the gun is pointed back himself.
-          We see crime scene photos of dead people lying in pools of blood.
-          A man punches a woman and knocks her to the ground. Another man holds his hand on her mouth and nose and suffocates her to death.
-          A man drives dangerously through city streets as he is being chased by the police. Cars ram into and try to wreck each other.
-          A woman is tasered and then abducted by a group of men.
-          Two men threaten to kill each other over the phone. One man says that he will kill the other and drink his blood from a boot.
-          Two groups of men shoot at each other and some of the men are shot and killed. A man hit another man on the head with a rock and knocks him unconscious.
-          A man points a gun at another man. He then throws down the gun and the two men fight each other by punching and kicking. One man pulls out a knife but it gets knocked out of his hand. As one man is on the ground the other man grabs his hand and bends it backwards. He screams in pain as his hand is being broken and his face gets stomped on.
-          A man shoots and kills two men.



Language/Profanity - 16

-          Cry like a p#ssy
-          H#ll
-          H#ll
-          For Christ sakes
-          Jesus
-          H#ll
-          H#ll
-          D#mn
-          Hot sh#t
-          D#mn
-          Sl#t
-          Beat your #ss
-          Creep
-          Shut your mouth
-          For Christ sakes
-          God d#mn
-          Jesus
-          Sh#t
-          B#llsh#t
-          Jesus
-          I swear
-          Sh#t
-          Sh#t
-          Jesus
-          H#ll
-          Jesus
-          No sh#t
-          Oh God
-          F### you
-          D#mn
-          The h#ll you say
-          King sh#t
-          Son of a b#tch
-          P#ssed off
-          Jesus
-          I will kill this b#tch
-          D#mn
-          #sshole
-          Sh#t
-          H#ll

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

THE GUILT TRIP

                                  The Guilt Trip  -  PG-13
                          DVD Release Date: April 30, 2013

This movie is still under review.
The ratings may be adjusted upon final review.


Tuesday, April 23, 2013

THE IMPOSSIBLE

                                 The Impossible  -  PG-13
                           DVD Release Date: April 23, 2013

Nudity/Sexuality –  16

-          A woman is shown from the side as she is changing clothes. We briefly see her bare breast and nipple from the side.
-          A man and woman give each other a kiss.
-          People are shown in their swimming suits at a swimming pool.
-          After being through a tsunami a woman’s shirt is torn and one of her breast is exposed.
-          A naked man is shown walking along side of a road. From the front his genitals are blurry and not visible. From the back his buttocks is shown. An injured naked woman is shown lying on her side along side of the road. The view is brief and her genital area and nipples are not discernable.
-          Doctors cut a woman’s shirt off to work on her and we see a brief view of her nipples. Her son turns away as to not look at her.
-           

Violence/Disturbing Images   13

-          A tsunami is shown engulfing a resort and all of the people and things are swept away. A woman and her son struggle to swim in the ragging waters as debris is racing by them and people are screaming as they cling to trees.
-          A boy and woman are walking through flood waters after a tsunami and see a dead animal. They have minor cuts and bruises but the woman has a large bloody cut in her leg and a bloody cut on her breasts and she is coughing up blood.
-          A dead body is shown lying in the water.
-          A woman with an injured leg screams in pain as a man drags her through the mud to try and get her to help.
-          A number of people are shown lying injured or dead along the side of a road. A pick up truck is shown with a stack of dead bodies in the back.
-          A hospital is shown full of screaming injured people. One woman’s legs are cut and bloody with a compound fracture.
-          A woman screams in pain as doctors work on a large cut in her leg.
-          Two women in a hospital both start choking and vomiting blood.
-          A boy looks through a file folder in a hospital that is full of pictures of dead people.
-          Dozens of children are shown in a tent with name tags on their shirts because their parents are either missing or dead.
-          A man is bloody, bruised and upset as he is looking for his wife and son. He has to send his seven and five year old sons with strangers to a safe place in the mountains as he keeps looking for them.
-          People are shown looking through row after row of dead bodies trying to find their loved ones.
-          A woman’s memory is shown of a tsunami engulfing a resort. People and things are all swept away and we see her view of being under water and thrashed around.
-          Through out this movie thousands of people are shown bloody and injured. People are crying and searching for loved ones in the destruction and chaos in the aftermath of a tsunami.

Language/Profanity -  10

-          H#ll
-          H#ll
-          H#ll
-          Oh my God

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

LINCOLN

                                        Lincoln  -  PG-13
                          DVD Release Date: March 26, 2013







Nudity/Sexuality –  A

-          A woman removes a corset and is shown in an under dress with a bare shoulder visible.


Violence/Disturbing Images   13

-     At numerous times during the movie men are shouting and arguing with each other about weather or              not to abolish slavery
-          Soldiers are fighting a battle during the U.S. Civil war. They are shown in hand to hand combat, punching, hitting and stabbing each other. Men are screaming as they die but little blood is shown.
-          A man talks about an elderly man who was choking his wife. The wife then hit him with a piece of wood and killed him.
-          Congressmen on the floor of the House of Representatives argue and yell at each other about the 13th amendment.  One man says that colored people were not created equal by God under natural law.
-          A boy is shown looking at a picture of a slave that has scars on his body from being beaten.
-          A woman says that her headaches hurt so bad that she has prayed for death.
-          Men in a war room get a telegraph message about a battle that has taken place. They are told that there were many casualties.
-          A man shoots a gun at another man but misses him.
-          A young man sees blood on a sidewalk and a man is pushing a wheel barrel with something covered up on it. He follows the man and we watch him dump a cart full of arms and legs into a mass grave.
-          A young man mouths off to his father so his father slaps him on the face.
-          A husband and wife argue and yell at each other about her inability to deal with their son’s death. He tells her that he should have put her in the mad house.
-          Numerous buildings in a city are shown burning to the ground during the Civil War.
-          Thousands of men are shown lying dead on the ground in the aftermath of a Civil War battle.
-          A man announces to a crowd of people that the president has been shot. The Presidents young son hears this and starts crying and screaming. Later the President is shown lying in a bed with a blood stain on the pillow. His wife is crying as doctors stop working on him because he has died.


Language/Profanity -  13

-          Shut up
-          Niggers
-          Coon
-          God d#mned
-          God d#mn
-          God d#mn
-          Jesus
-          Son of a b#tch
-          You fatuous nincompoop
-          Hates niggers
-          Hates God for making niggers
-          D#mn
-          I don’t give a God d#mn
-          God d#mn
-          D#mn
-          Sh#t
-          Niggerate America
-          Nigger freedom
-          P#ss your pants
-          Crap
-          God d#mn
-          H#ll
-          Son of a b#tch
-          Sh#t
-          Son of a b#tch
-          God d#mn
-          Sh#t
-          D#mn
-          You miserable old goat
-          God d#mn
-          God d#mn
-          Well I’ll be f###ed
-          Idiot
-          H#ll
-          I hate them all, all black people
-          H#ll
-          God d#mned
-          God d#mned
-          Get the h#ll out of here
-          God d#mn it
-          Oh to h#ll, shoot me dead too
 

PARENTAL GUIDANCE

                               Parental Guidance  -  PG
                      DVD Release Date: March 26, 2013















Nudity/Sexuality – 8

-          A man and woman kiss.
-          A man says that a woman is a hottie.
-          A group of fully clothed elderly women use stripper poles to do their exercises.
-          A little boy is shown in his underwear.
-          A man and woman kiss.
-          A man and woman kiss.
-          A man is getting patted down by airport security and jokes that he is being groped. He then turns his head and coughs like you would when being checked for a hernia.
-          A man jokes that his son in law breast fed his kids.
-          A man has a hard time unbuckling a seat belt and jokes that it is harder that undoing his wife’s bra.
-          A woman says that her 12 year old granddaughter has a cute little hiney and she should show it off in a slinky dress.
-          A man and woman kiss.
-          A man is shown from behind as he is standing at a urinal.
-          A little boy is peeing and we see the stream but no nudity is shown.
-          A man and woman kiss.


Violence/Disturbing Images   8

-          A group of bullies tease a boy because he stutters and then one boy spits in his face.
-          A violin instructor scolds a girl for not playing well enough and says that she should be shunned. The girl’s grandmother implies to the woman that she will hurt her if she ever talks to her granddaughter like that again.
-          A boy hits a man in the groin with a baseball bat. The man then vomits in the boys face.
-          A boy gets in the face of another boy that has been bullying him and tells him that he is not going to take it anymore. Later the boy is shown with a black eye. It is said that he punched the bully and then the bully’s little sister punched him.
-          A woman is accidentally hit in the nose during a game and her nose starts bleeding.
-          A boy runs into the street and is nearly hit by a car. The boy cries because he says that his imaginary friend was ran over and killed. Later he and his family have a funeral for his imaginary friend.



Language/Profanity - 8

-          Through out the movie a man who is named Artie is called “farty”.
-          Dumb
-          Heck
-          Stupid
-          Shut up
-          Dope
-          Freakin’
-          Idiots
-          Knuckleheads
-          Stinky boys
-          Miserable child
-          Stupid
-          Hate
-          Your kid stinks
-          Savages
-          Punk
-          Punk
-          I hate you
-          I screwed up

Friday, March 22, 2013

LES MISERABLES

                                   Les Miserables  -  PG-13
                         DVD Release Date: March 22, 2013



Nudity/Sexuality –  16

-          Because a woman has a child, other women accuse her of sleeping around.
-          A group of prostitutes stand outside a building and sing about how they are cheap and fast but if you pay more it will be longer. A man sings about how he has been at sea and he is ready for a “poke”. The women convince another woman to become a prostitute to earn some money and she reluctantly agrees. A man takes the woman and lays her on a bed and we see her bare legs as he pushes her dress up. He lays on her and we hear him make a grunting sound. When he is done he gets up, flips a coin to her and leaves.
-          A man calls a woman a whore. The woman is wearing a low cut, cleavage exposing dress. She grabs her own breasts and pushes them up towards the man. The man says no, not tonight.
-          We see a close up of a woman’s large cleavage and a man pokes it with his finger.
-          A man is brought into an inn and given a menu with prices for a prostitute on it that say “look” “touch” “do”. Later the man is shown lying on a bed having sex with a woman. She is thrusting up and down on him but no nudity is shown.
-          A man is sitting on a toilet. Only his bare legs are shown.
-          A woman says that a man thinks his is quite a lover but there is not much there.
-          A man and woman kiss.


Violence/Disturbing Images   13

-          Thousands of men with chains around their necks and limbs are imprisoned and forced to do hard labor. Some are for petty crimes like stealing food for their starving families.
-          A man who is on parole from prison is forced to sleep outside in the cold. Children throw rocks at him and men kick and beat him.
-          A man steals valuables from another man. He is caught and beaten by soldiers and has blood dripping from his head.
-          Impoverished people are shown living in dirty street as dead corpses are hauled away on a wagon.
-          A woman slaps a man.
-          Aw woman cries as she has her hair cut off to sell. She is then held down as a man pulls two of her teeth out to sell and we see blood on her mouth when he is finished.
-          A man thinks a woman is a prostitute and tries to pull up her dress. The woman claws him across the face and leaves him bleeding.
-          Two prisoners are shown with their hands and feet bound and they tied to a post and forced to stand outside in the cold blowing snow.
-          A woman dies in a hospital bed.
-          A man swings a sword at another man and that man blocks it with a rod.
-          Drunken men are shown lying around an inn. Some are passed out and covered in vomit.
-          A man waters down a bottle of wine that he is selling by urinating in the bottle. We see the stream but no nudity is shown.
-          A woman spits in a man’s face and the man slaps the woman in the face.
-          Two groups of men point guns at each other. One man shoots into a crowd and hits an elderly woman. The two groups then shoot back and forth and some of them are shot and killed but no blood is shown..
-          A group of men try to take another man prisoner. The man punches some of them so they hit him with a club.
-          Two groups of men shoot back and forth. Some of them are shot and killed but no blood is shown. A woman grabs the end of a gun and pulls it away from a man and towards herself. She is shot in the chest, falls to the ground and is shown slowly dying in a man’s arms.
-          A prisoner is shown with his hands bound and a noose around his neck.
-          A man shoots and kills another man.
-          Soldiers shoot and kill a young boy. Men shoot back and kill a number of soldiers and the soldiers shoot cannons at the men. Men are stabbed with bayonets and are shown with blood on their clothes and faces. When the battle is over hundreds of dead men are shown lying in the street in pools of blood.
-          A man tries to rescue and injured man by escaping with him through the sewers of a city. He drags and carries him through the filth and muck of the sewers and they are both cover from head to toe with sewer sludge.
-          A man throws himself off of a bridge and commits suicide.
-          A man punches another man in the face.



Language/Profanity -  13

-          H#ll to pay
-          B#tch
-          This h#ll I’m living
-          You little sl#t
-          Christ
-          I am d#mned
-          I am d#mned
-          Scum
-          Stupid
-          Scum of the street
-          Sh#t
-          B#st#rd
-          #ss
-          Bloody fool
-          B#st#rd
-          Hussy
-          Get off your #sses
-          Christ
-          We’ll see you in h#ll